Hello! I am Mr.
Crisp. I work as the official mascot of Mt. Olive Pickle Company,
and I've been hanging around here for quite a while.
I am a perfectly
preserved pickle, green and nearly eight feet tall. You can always
meet me at the N.C. Pickle Festival, held annually the last full
weekend in April. Little kids either love me -- they hug me and
squeeze me (and sometimes try to take a bite -- I hate it when that
happens) or they run away screaming. I apparently have the same effect
as Santa.